Stone Bastard's Midnight Brunch 2016 500ml

Stone Bastard's Midnight Brunch 2016 500ml

Evenings
trying to forget the crushing mediocrity of one’s life are typically
the main driver to late-night breakfast plates at unforgivingly overlit
diners stacked with industrialized, frozen-dumped-in-a-fryer “food.” An
interlude between sophomoric late-night antics, questionable decisions
and inevitable morning regret. That’s not how I play it. For those who
know how to grab life by the horns*, however, this bottle pairs even
better with accomplishment, life lived out loud, and well-timed moves
that often appear as luck to those not paying attention. A specifically
designed midnight brunch feast with like-minded folks who not only have
their wits about them but actually have wits, and an artfully prepared
feast sets the more appropriate stage for this beer. The bottle is worth
a special occasion. Create yours to accompany it.

  • The recipient must be 21 years of age or above and present photo identification upon delivery. If recipient is found to be under 21 years of age, the order will be returned to us, and NO refund will be given.
  • We are NOT allowed to ship to PO boxes or APO addresses. Any orders with PO box or APO address will be canceled.
  • Items may be removed from original packaging to insure safe shipping.
  • NOTE: This item is not eligible for return.

Stone Bastard's Midnight Brunch 2016 500ml

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Evenings
trying to forget the crushing mediocrity of one’s life are typically
the main driver to late-night breakfast plates at unforgivingly overlit
diners stacked with industrialized, frozen-dumped-in-a-fryer “food.” An
interlude between sophomoric late-night antics, questionable decisions
and inevitable morning regret. That’s not how I play it. For those who
know how to grab life by the horns*, however, this bottle pairs even
better with accomplishment, life lived out loud, and well-timed moves
that often appear as luck to those not paying attention. A specifically
designed midnight brunch feast with like-minded folks who not only have
their wits about them but actually have wits, and an artfully prepared
feast sets the more appropriate stage for this beer. The bottle is worth
a special occasion. Create yours to accompany it.

  • The recipient must be 21 years of age or above and present photo identification upon delivery. If recipient is found to be under 21 years of age, the order will be returned to us, and NO refund will be given.
  • We are NOT allowed to ship to PO boxes or APO addresses. Any orders with PO box or APO address will be canceled.
  • Items may be removed from original packaging to insure safe shipping.
  • NOTE: This item is not eligible for return.