IPA will boast immoderate amounts of Mosaic, Chinook, Simcoe, and
Nugget hops, combined with a crisp, meticulously restrained malt bill
and fermented with ale yeast of the Chico persuasion. From this mighty
union shall arise an enormously crushable beer with a big, fruity nose
and the kind of brilliant, clean finish that will leave no doubt as to
whether or not you have made the correct beverage decision.