Artifex Unicorn Juice

Artifex Unicorn Juice

Where does Unicorn Juice come from you might ask? It all started
when we stumbled across a mysterious door in the middle of a meandering
forest road. Though many would have turned back, we decided to enter
this door. As we entered into the darkness we suddenly emerged into a
new magical land. There were rainbows and majestic creatures with single
horns that floated through the air effortlessly. As we continued on our
path we stumbled upon a stream that smelled of delicious passionfruit
and glowed with the brightness of the sun. Now, we are not promising
that Unicorn Juice will make you live longer or look younger but it sure
as hell tastes good and who doesn’t like Unicorns and magical lands?

  • The recipient must be 21 years of age or above and present photo identification upon delivery. If recipient is found to be under 21 years of age, the order will be returned to us, and NO refund will be given.
  • We are NOT allowed to ship to PO boxes or APO addresses. Any orders with PO box or APO address will be canceled.
  • Items may be removed from original packaging to insure safe shipping.
  • NOTE: This item is not eligible for return.

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Artifex Unicorn Juice

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Where does Unicorn Juice come from you might ask? It all started
when we stumbled across a mysterious door in the middle of a meandering
forest road. Though many would have turned back, we decided to enter
this door. As we entered into the darkness we suddenly emerged into a
new magical land. There were rainbows and majestic creatures with single
horns that floated through the air effortlessly. As we continued on our
path we stumbled upon a stream that smelled of delicious passionfruit
and glowed with the brightness of the sun. Now, we are not promising
that Unicorn Juice will make you live longer or look younger but it sure
as hell tastes good and who doesn’t like Unicorns and magical lands?

  • The recipient must be 21 years of age or above and present photo identification upon delivery. If recipient is found to be under 21 years of age, the order will be returned to us, and NO refund will be given.
  • We are NOT allowed to ship to PO boxes or APO addresses. Any orders with PO box or APO address will be canceled.
  • Items may be removed from original packaging to insure safe shipping.
  • NOTE: This item is not eligible for return.

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